A Stone Drag A tale of the twisted genius behind an abomination and the words of the mighty before the wise Chapter 1 It Starts (Or Rather, DoesnÕt) Under the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me. Lights. Glowing lights, incredibly bright, lighting up downtown Haransdale. Animals of all size and shape making their way through the crowded streets of the gargantuan modern city. Shops, cabs, motels, dark unwelcoming alleys, towering skyscrapers. In such a town, who can pay attention to the newcomer? Who indeed. A few blocks down from one of HaransdaleÕs many giant squares, something was happening. Something, among a thousand other things happening at the same time. If one had had nothing better to do, one may have noticed three strangers running like those gone mad down the street after something no one else could see. If one had had nothing better to do, of course. Which everyone did. Bill GreyÕs tongue lolled out as he panted heavily, running as quickly as he could, feet pounding the sidewalk. Alongside him were Peppy Hare and Falco Lombardi, members of the estranged mercenary unit, Star Fox. He didnÕt know either of them very well, but today they were a team--united for the common good--and if achieving the common good meant running around KatinaÕs largest city like complete idiots, well, then, thatÕs what they would have to do. Peppy slowed down a bit. ÒIÕm getting too old for this! WeÕll never catch them anyway,Ó he puffed. Falco skidded to a halt, nearly crashing into a trash can from the slick walkway. He eyed some suspicious looking characters skulking in the alley. ÒPeppyÕs right. We need to get a cab.Ó ÒHEY!! HEEEYY!!!Ó Bill tried to hail a cab, and eventually one screeched to a halt, splashing unsavoury street water in their faces. Bill gagged, but yanked the door open. They tumbled into the cab and didnÕt bother to fasten their seatbelts. ÒFLOOR IT!Ó Falco ordered the driver, a stout raccoon, pointing in the general direction of a nearby side street. ÒMuch obliged, sir,Ó the driver mock saluted. Then he took off like a bat out of the other place and careened down the road at speeds approaching 200 km/h. Plastered against the back window of the vehicle, Peppy spoke. ÒWhere do you think theyÕre headed?Ó ÒProbably....out of town....thereÕs an office somewhere down there....IÕm not sure....UULLGH!!Ó Bill lurched forward as the cab hit a speed bump and almost flipped over backwards. ÒWe better get there soon,Ó Falco moaned, clutching his stomach. ÒI think IÕm about to toss.Ó The high buildings gradually shortened, more trees and grass was visible, and there were fewer pedestrians. Soon theyÕd left the city. Three more minutes of their harrowing journey ensued until Bill stopped the cab in front of an impossibly tall office building. It was surrounded by a large grassy knoll with a picturesque but obviously man-made pond and a few running trails. Falco paid the driver, who nodded and then ricocheted insanely back to the city. ÒWell, are we ready?Ó Bill blew out his breath slowly, staring up at the glass-covered monstrosity of modern technology. ÒReady as weÕll ever be, and even if weÕre not we donÕt have time to get that way,Ó Peppy responded, striding as majestically as one with his particular physical build could manage. ÒLetÕs get this over with,Ó Falco took a deep breath, pulled open the door, and they all stepped inside. Of course, thatÕs not the beginning of the story. ÒBill---HELP ME!!!!Ó Fox dug his fingers deeper into the side of the cliff, but his foot slipped on the tiny outcropping and he slid farther down the edge. Bill had just had enough time to grab a rope and secure it around a tree and himself before Fox went over the side completely, and luckily he caught FoxÕs hand just in time. He tried to pull his friend up, but, unfortunately, the only tree he had enough rope to reach was a young sapling, and, also unfortunately, he wasnÕt wearing his super-grip boots. ÒAAGH!Ó Bill slipped, fell on his backside, and bumped down some rocks before hanging there, suspended by the thin rope. ÒGreat. Just greaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!Ó Fox screamed as he looked down at the ground and slid a few more inches down the side. The awful grating noise of a rope rubbing against gravel met the ears of the motley pair, and Bill moaned. The weight of both of them was too much for the thin rope, especially when the thin rope was tied only to a flimsy, weak sapling. Fibers of it started to snap off, and Bill counted them, dread gnawing a hole in his stomach. ÒHey, no need to fear, Katt is here,Ó they heard a smooth, confident voice say. ÒIÕll get the roWHOOAAAA!!!Ó Katt strained as the rope snapped. Luckily, sheÕd grabbed it before it broke, but she wasnÕt standing very far from the edge herself. Ò*unnhh* Maybe you two should *erg* cut down on the donuts?Ó she gasped, pulling as hard as she could. ÒItÕs....the adrenaline...why I can hold you up....but I canÕt *gasp* keep this up for long!Ó Katt puffed. Her heels dug into the extreme edge of the top and she tried desperately to keep her balance. ÒSOMEONE HELP ME!!!Ó Peppy had come running as soon as heÕd heard Fox fall, and now he arrived. The long loose ends of KattÕs sash were blowing in the wind, so Peppy grabbed them and pulled as hard as he could. ÒOuch! OUCH! That hurts!! Well, at least IÕm not down there with Tweedledum and Tweedledumber,Ó Katt winced. She managed a weak smile. ÒOh well, I knew this sash would come in handy someday if I wore it long enough. URRRGH!!Ó Peppy breathed hard. ÒSLIPPY!! Get yer butt over here and HELP US!Ó ÒWhu--? Okay, here I come! OH MAH GAWSH!Ó Slippy galloped over and gasped when he saw what was going on. ÒSTOP GAWKING, YOU FOOL, AND HELP US!Ó Bill screeched at him. Slippy snatched the ends of PeppyÕs long coat and yanked hard. ÒYou donÕt need to get angry! .....Man, I wish Falco were here!Ó ÒWell, heÕs not!Ó snapped Fox irritably. You canÕt really blame him; speaking as one who is seconds from death, he was actually extraordinarily kindly. ÒDo you think you can hold us up??Ó Bill grimaced, dangling uselessly from the rope. Small pieces of rock coming loose from the cliff face bounced off his jacket as Katt struggled for a firm foothold. ÒOoohhhhh nooooo!Ó Peppy groaned as Slippy fell heavily on his rear and the foolish looking train traveled a few feet. Katt went over the side but managed to curl her tail around PeppyÕs neck and pull herself back up as Slippy scrambled clumsily to his feet. Meanwhile, Peppy choked as KattÕs tail tightened, then gasped and made an odd screaming noise in his throat. ÒOohh, IÕm SORRY!Ó Katt said. ÒI didnÕt know that was you...Ó She made an apologetic face as she regained her foothold and resumed heaving on the rope with all her might. But it was to no avail, for they slowly crept closer to the edge. Katt bent over the side, off-balance, teetering only millimeters away from certain demise. Fox was sweating as he peered at the ground, who knows how many kilometers below. He tried to anchor himself a little by pressing his foot into a small dent in the rock. ÒAAAHHHHHHH!Ó Katt screamed. ThatÕs not the beginning of the story, either. Fox flipped through an ancient magazine and chewed absent-mindedly on a cookie. He leaned back in the plush chair and skimmed a vaguely interesting article, stopping every once in a while to take a sip of his tea, which was rapidly losing heat and flavor on the plastic holding tray. Across the room, the full-wall window displayed nothing but an endless void of stars. It was creepy, really, looking out that window, so Fox tried never to look at it too long. The wooden table and stools also lay across the room, and at that moment they were occupied by Falco and Peppy, who were playing a card game. Peppy peered at his cards. ÒHit me!Ó ÒHere!Ó exclaimed Falco joyously, slapping a card down in front of Peppy and making the old hare jump. ÒYouÕre gonna give me a heart attack,Ó grumbled Peppy, picking up his card and looking at it. ÒAw, dangit. I went over 21 again. HowÕs your hand look?Ó Falco grinned and displayed his cards, which added up to 19. ÒProbably woulda won even if you hadnÕt gotten the king,Ó he said gleefully. ÒHeh heh. I love Blackjack.Ó ÒYeah, sure, of course you do. Well, why donÕt you play it with Slippy or something? IÕm not a gambling man...Ó ÒAwww, you only say that because you never win. Besides, Slippy wouldnÕt understand it. If I told him to hit me, heÕd probably take it literally. So you donÕt like Blackjack...up for a game of poker?Ó ÒNo, IÕve had enough card games for one day,Ó groaned Peppy, getting up from the table. ÒWhere is Slippy, anyway?Ó ÒRight here, O wise one!Ó Slippy skipped into the main lobby of Great Fox, wielding a strange blaster. ÒL-look what I made. IÕve b-been working on it for WEEKS! T-thatÕs why I havenÕt b-been around.Ó ÒDarn, I was hoping you had disappeared,Ó commented Falco, folding his wings behind his head and putting his feet on the card table. ÒOh well...thereÕll be other times....Ó Slippy gave him a dirty look and went on. ÒItÕs REALLY c-cool! It turns n-nonliving material into liquid! You know, s-stuff like rocks and g-glass. And it hardens INSTANTLY! Observe.Ó Slippy fired a shot at one leg of FoxÕs drink tray, and it collapsed into a messy puddle of white goo. As Slippy had said, it hardened instantly, but FoxÕs tea splashed on top of it and his favourite teacup shattered into pieces. ÒSlippy!Ó yelled Fox, gathering up the shards of broken china. ÒSorry,Ó the toad blushed. ÒHey Slippy, how about a game of Blackjack?Ó Falco shuffled the cards with a big smile of the utmost wickedness. ÒI donÕt know h-how to play,Ó Slippy blinked. ÒOh. How about poker?Ó ÒNope,Ó Slippy shook his head. ÒGin Rummy?Ó Falco sounded disappointed. ÒNo. I d-donÕt know how to p-play any card games. Except.....Ó ÒExcept?Ó ÒWar!Ó Slippy finished. Falco dropped the cards on the table and ran out of the room screaming. Fox laughed. Slippy looked wounded. ÒWhatÕd I say?Ó That was the beginning of the story. Now on to the rest of it. Chapter 2 Early Morning Blues and Greens ÒA distant nightbird mocks the sun....Ó General Pepper cleared his throat and surveyed all his officers. ÒSo whatÕs the news, gentlemen?Ó Pepper inquired, sounding like he really didnÕt want to know. ÒNews...of course he knows thereÕs news, heÕs practically all-knowing,Ó commented a captain. Lt. Comdr. Ferdinand Shalwast fidgeted. The thin, reedy mockingbird shuffled some papers for no apparent reason and answered the general tentatively. ÒWell, you see, sir, itÕs like this. We were talking strategy the other day in the war room...Ó ÒWithout me?Ó Pepper raised an eyebrow. Shalwast blushed and gulped. ÒNo, never...youÕre the Cornerian armyÕs right arm,Ó responded a kiss-up major quickly. ÒLeft arm too!Ó ÒWeÕd collapse without you,Ó squeaked another. ÒWell...yes, sir, but thatÕs not the point....the point is that we received a hail from our base on Fortuna, and.....word is that Andross has a new and better bio-weapon capable of incredible feats. WeÕve heard some amazing things about it, General, and quite frankly, weÕre terrified.Ó ÒOh yes, terrified....it frightened us awfully!Ó ÒWe were horrified, even!Ó ÒShaking in our boots!Ó Pepper grunted. ÒDonÕt listen to rumors, flakes! The communicator you spoke with was probably just a puppet...a frightened officer, forced to lie to keep his own life. IÕm sure he was lured into saying things by Venomian scumbags.Ó ÒOooh...scumbags....good word, sir,Ó chimed in another commander. ÒOf course he was, sir! YouÕre absolutely clairvoyant, sir....seeing that he was forced..Ó ÒWow! The manÕs a genius!Ó ÒHow could we be so blind?Ó ÒBut General.....,Ó Shalwast sputtered. ÒYou didnÕt see the things that were done to the base.....an ordinary attack....not even Invader class....even the Star Wolf team couldnÕt have done some of the things we saw. And there was...well, we saw it, sir......Ó Shalwast voiced miserably. ÒWHAAAAAAAT?!Ó ÒOh yes, we were shocked too!Ó ÒCanÕt blame you one bit!Ó ÒItÕs just a shocking piece of information!Ó ÒI think you took it rather well!Ó ÒWhat a level head!Ó ÒSHUT UP!Ó yelled Pepper over the din of the yes-man officers. They did so. ÒGo on, Mr. Shalwast?Ó beseeched Pepper, grimacing. Shalwast swallowed hard. ÒIt was the bio-weapon, sir. It looked kind of like a large rottweiler.Ó ÒWell, maybe it WAS a rottweiler, you dingleberries!Ó roared Pepper. Shalwast flinched. ÒNo......no, sir.....it showed us things....it wasnÕt just a dog. It was made of stone, and it was monstrous.Ó ÒGigantic.Ó ÒEnormous.Ó ÒGargantuan!Ó Pepper silenced the officers again with a look, then turned back to Shalwast. ÒStone, you say?Ó ÒYes sir, gray stone. And it turned itself into liquid. Its fist was huge. It.....punched through a wall and didnÕt even flinch.Ó Pepper paled. ÒWait, what you said before...it...turned itself into....liquid?Ó ÒYes. Yes, sir. We saw someone run in and shoot it with a blaster; it was no small blaster either, sir, and the thing....a chunk of its face flew off....but it just sort of filled back in.Ó Now it was PepperÕs turn to fidget. ÒWhat happened then, lieutenant?Ó It was actually lieutenant commander, but Shalwast didnÕt correct the general. ÒWell....the one....who shot at it.....the thing threw him out the window. Right through the glass. We could hear him screaming all the way down. He must have landed in snow, but thereÕs no guarantee he lived....of course, itÕs only one soldier......but still, the bio-weapon picked him up like he weighed nothing. We donÕt know what to do, sir...Ó Pepper frowned. ÒI donÕt know either, Shalwast. Call in the Star Fox team and anyone else you can find who might be able to handle the job.Ó ÒBut sir.....blasters have no effect on him......Ó ÒI said CALL IN THE STAR FOX TEAM!Ó Pepper barked, slamming his fist on the table. Shalwast jumped a full four inches and then fled the room to comply with the generalÕs orders with half the Cornerian fleetÕs commanding officers hot on his trail. Fox sipped a new cup of tea out of another teacup, but didnÕt like this one nearly as much. I liked the blue flowers, Fox thought crankily to himself. This one is ugly. Aargh! Slippy is so annoying sometimes. He better buy me a new cup, Fox decided, annoyed. Falco paraded into the room. ÒHey, thereÕs a call for you. Peppy says itÕs important.Ó ÒWho is it?Ó Fox bolted from his seat, secretly hoping it would be Fara. He hadnÕt heard from her in months. ÒDonÕt ask me,Ó Falco shrugged. ÒSome Cornerian joker. It wasnÕt Fara, if thatÕs what you wanted to know. But I wasnÕt really paying attention. I was trying to have some lunch, actually. Anyway, IÕd better get back to my peanut butter and honey sandwich. Gab your head off, okay?Ó Falco left the rec room with Fox behind him. Sitting across the room chewing on his sandwich, Falco watched Fox speak with Lt. Comdr. Shalwast. ÒItÕs an emergency,Ó wailed the mockingbird. Fox was profoundly disappointed. He thought he and his team would finally get a break from defending the galaxy, but no such luck. ÒTell Slippy and Peppy to get their Arwings ready,Ó Fox told his friend, walking quickly out of the room. Falco ran after him. ÒHey, whatÕs this all about??Ó ÒThereÕs some bio-weapon.Ó ÒYeah? And what else is new? Bio-weaponry is AndrossÕs thing. So he made one. Big whoop. Why do WE have to take care of it?Ó ÒThis oneÕs different,Ó Fox muttered cryptically and trotted briskly into his chamber. Falco grumbled a little and went off to notify Slippy and Peppy of their situation. Ten minutes later, Falco entered the main recreation hall, where everyone else was chilling out before they left and gathering supplies. Falco noticed Peppy making a call to someone. ÒYouÕre calling in people to help us?Ó ÒYeah,Ó Fox answered. Peppy motioned for them to be quieter. Fox lowered his voice. ÒWeÕre calling mainly friends, but mostly just people we know who have skill. WeÕre gonna need all the help we can get.Ó ÒYou havenÕt called....Have you?Ó Fox sighed heavily and put on his IÕm-the-leader-of-this-team-so-you-just-better-do-what-I-say face. ÒLike I said, Falco, weÕre going to need all the help we can get. Now you may not get along so well with Katt, but sheÕs got as much skill as you or I do, so youÕre just going to have to get over it.Ó ÒSure. Fine. Whatever.Ó Falco shrugged and started packing supplies into a small bag. ItÕs not so much that we donÕt get along with each other--maybe that we used to get along a little too well. But I havenÕt had an actual, normal, real-person conversation with her in years. And our last one didnÕt go too well. Falco always felt a little uncomfortable when she was around, even though it had only happened three or four times since heÕd last seen her all those years ago on Corneria. He usually didnÕt have a problem with making up for that by making snide comments, though. Soon the Star Fox team was packed up and ready to head to Corneria for their mission briefing. Slippy set the coordinates on Great Fox as they hopped into their Arwings and made their way towards Corneria City. ÒAn audience, Pepper?Ó Capt. Navarro, a stout beaver, made a sort of sideways pucker with his mouth that made him appear rather disrespectful. He looked incredibly bored as he shuffled some papers around, mostly just for the sake of making some noise. ÒWhatÕs the matter, Captain?Ó Pepper was a tad touchy, and he wanted to get this over with as quickly as possible; Star Fox would be here any minute. ÒCall me crazy, Pepper, but I donÕt think the Star Fox team is going to accept a suicide mission. We have no known weaknesses on this thing. Fox doesnÕt strike me as the temperamental type whoÕd rush into an almost hopeless situation. Especially when heÕs not actually under your command. What are you planning on telling the poor dumb clod to make him accept this?Ó I.....er....hadnÕt really thought about it.Ó Pepper stroked his chin. ÒWell, maybe you better start thinking,Ó Navarro made a sort of half sneer. ÒGoing to tell him that this is a liquifying concrete canine who laid waste to an entire Fortunese base single-handedly? Something that any known physical weapon has no effect on? ItÕs time to wake up and smell the liquid paper, my friend,Ó Navarro carried on. ÒTime to spread it over the truth, okay? We gotta get this mission accomplished but youÕre going about it all wrong. Trust me. Maybe these are just rumours, Pepper,Ó Navarro finished with a wink. ÒOnly rumours. Rumours you want him to check out.Ó Pepper grunted. ÒYouÕve got a point, Captain. IÕll do that. As for you, youÕd better learn to be more respectful before it gets you into trouble. You can call me General just like everyone else in this army does.Ó Navarro smirked. ÒIÕll take that into account.....General.Ó He appeared so utterly nonchalant as he made a lazy salute and exited the war room that it seemed as if he must practise it. Just as he left, Fox walked in. Peppy, Falco, and Slippy stood a little outside the doorway. Fox took a seat. ÒWhatÕs this all about, General?Ó Pepper smiled, showing his teeth. ÒWeÕve noticed some strange activity on Fortuna near a former base.Ó ÒFormer?Ó ÒOh, yes...it was attacked by a large squadron of Invader-class Venomian starfighters last week. Since then weÕve monitored odd happenings. We believe there may just be a bio-weapon. Do you think your team could check it out?Ó ÒI donÕt see why not, General.Ó Fox frowned. ÒBut why us? If theyÕre just rumors of a bio-weapon that you donÕt know anything about, why send us? It seems like a job a rookie squad could handle. Unless thereÕs something youÕre not telling me. The commander we spoke to on the com-link seemed to think this was rather urgent.Ó ÒI didnÕt ask you to analyse this, McCloud,Ó Pepper narrowed his eyes. ÒAre you going to do it or not?Ó Fox was a bit surprised, but he nodded. ÒYes, sir. WeÕll do it.Ó He left the room, puzzled. The rest of the Star Fox team trotted after him down the hallway. ÒHey, so whatÕs the deal, Fox?Ó Peppy inquired. ÒIÕm not entirely sure, Peppy. Pepper says itÕs only some rumors of a bio-weapon. But you saw that guy we talked to. He was frantic. He was almost in hysterics. SomethingÕs not right here.Ó ÒYeah, whatever. Well, letÕs hope itÕs something good wrong and not something that could potentially kill us wrong. LetÕs get this over with before anything else happens.Ó Falco jogged slowly down the long corridor. ÒFalcoÕs right,Ó chimed in Slippy. ÒLetÕs wait until we see how bad this is before we start painting pictures of nightmare monsters, huh?Ó ÒIf you guys say so,Ó Fox shrugged. ÒIÕm just going with my gut instinct.Ó Meanwhile, the Star Fox team had arrived on the sunny landing pad of the Cornerian ArmyÕs headquarters. ÒUh-huh. LetÕs just get over there, okay? IÕm getting bored.Ó Falco used the remote control locks theyÕd been given for their Arwings by the Army a few months ago to open the top of his jet. ÒHeh heh,Ó Falco said to himself. ÒI love these little remote control thingies.Ó He climbed into his Arwing and used the remote control again to close the top. The others did likewise, and soon all four swirled straight upwards and cleared CorneriaÕs atmosphere. Space flights get boring after a while, and Fox felt sleepy. Slippy sent him a message on the com-link. ÒHey, Fox, Katt and Bill are going to be waiting for us on Fortuna, right?Ó ÒYeah, yeah.Ó Slippy forgot to make it a private message, so Peppy and Falco overheard. ÒThe only people you got in touch with were Katt and Bill?!Ó Falco queried incredulously. ÒWe asked Bill about the units he controls, but he had a hard enough time getting off himself, much less 60 soldiers,Ó Fox massaged his temples. ÒWe tried at least 30 other squadrons, but they couldnÕt help, either. We were lucky to get any help at all.Ó ÒGreat,Ó Falco rolled his eyes. ÒWeÕre fighting something PepperÕs afraid to tell you about and we only have two other people to help?Ó ÒI thought you were the one who said we should look on the bright side of this until we know for sure itÕs gonna be bad.Ó ÒYouÕre mistaking me for that painfully optimistic amphiboid in the next Arwing. I was the one who said we should look on the bright side until we find out we have six people against something Pepper lied to us about so you would accept the mission.Ó ÒYou think thatÕs what he did?Ó Fox worried. ÒWhy else would he not tell you about what was up with that Shalwast character you talked to, Fox? It makes sense,Ó Peppy shrugged. ÒJust peachy,Ó Fox growled. ÒWhy did we elect him leader?Ó Falco murmured. ÒNow approaching Fortuna,Ó Slippy announced cheerfully. ÒShall we go on? IÕve got a lock on the location of the former base.Ó ÒFormer base...destroyed by Venomian Invaders.....Ó Fox muttered to himself. Or a former base destroyed by the bio-weapon? He curbed the clashing instincts he was getting and nosed down, spiraling downwards through the different layers of the atmosphere. It wasnÕt a cakewalk, entering an atmosphere; it took a little knowledge to keep from becoming just another brightly coloured smudge on the skyÕs canvas, but you didnÕt have to be a rocket scientist. However, Fox was tired and worried, so it was maybe just a bit more difficult than it ought to have been. They reached a cruising altitude and skimmed across the land. Within minutes, they came upon the still-smoking remains of the Fortunese Ice Eye base. Slippy gasped. ÒWOW! What did THAT? ItÕs awful!!Ó ÒYouÕre telling me! My gosh...Ó Fox gawked at the terrible destruction. ÒLetÕs get in closer.Ó They flew around in slow circles around what was left of Ice Eye, taking in what little information they could gather from the damage. ÒWhatever did that is something I wish I wasnÕt facing with only six people,Ó Falco voiced grimly. ÒDo I hafta say ditto?Ó Peppy gritted his teeth. ÒNo, okay, you donÕt have to, but why donÕt you anyway, because it might make me feel better.Ó Listening to Falco, Fox wondered if he was out of his bird. Out of his bird, Fox snickered to himself. Heh, I made a pun. Heh heh heh...heehee! ÒDitto,Ó said Peppy dutifully. ÒI think I see Katt and Bill a little ways from here. LetÕs take Ôem down, boys.Ó Fox gazed into the distance. ÒKatt and Bill?!Ó Slippy shrieked. ÒNo, dummy, the Arwings!Ó Falco assuaged the toadÕs worries, somewhat rudely. ÒOooohhhh, good,Ó Slippy sighed in relief. Soon they were on the ground. The impossibly bright sunlight was bouncing off the snow and making everything too bright to look at. Bill was the only one not in considerable pain, as he had sunglasses. The others werenÕt so lucky. Katt waved merrily as they trooped over. ÒThereÕs no need to look so happy about this,Ó Falco frowned. ÒOh, youÕre so GRUMPY! WhatÕs with that base, anyway?Ó she responded cheerfully. ÒYou know the thing that did all that?Ó Fox indicated the smoldering, pyramid-shaped casualty of war. ÒThatÕs the thing weÕre fighting.Ó Rather bemused, Katt raised her eyebrows. ÒNo one told me we were going against a whole army.Ó ÒWeÕre not,Ó Fox answered darkly. ÒWeÕre going up against one person.Ó Bill did not look happy. ÒAw, man! You gotta be kidding me!Ó Peppy turned to look at him. ÒAfraid not. Well, you two havenÕt seen any traces of it, have you?Ó ÒI just got here,Ó Katt answered. ÒI was buying this new outfit for Fortuna. AinÕt it nice?Ó She showed off her shiny purple fur-lined parka. ÒOh sure, itÕs great,Ó Falco rolled his eyes. ÒI canÕt believe youÕre talking about a new outfit instead of this bio-weapon??Ó ÒGlad you like it,Ó she answered, not at all fazed. ÒSo itÕs a bio-weapon? This should be fun.Ó ÒIf you say so,Ó Bill looked a bit worried. ÒMaybe we should get a better look at the damage,Ó suggested Peppy. ÒWe couldnÕt really see much from the air.Ó ÒSounds fine to me,Ó Fox consented, and they trooped dutifully over the half kilometer or so to the base to inspect the fine lines of destruction. Slippy folded his arms behind his back and craned his stubby neck to look at the whole building. ÒI wonder if anybody in there is still alive?Ó ÒI seriously doubt it,Ó Fox rubbed the back of his neck. ÒI guess we could look, though.Ó ÒYouÕll be wasting your time, man,Ó Bill said. ÒIt looks like the inside is completely burned out.Ó ÒOooohhhh.....Ó ÒEh...?Ó Peppy swiveled around and jumped. ÒFox, thereÕs someone over there!Ó All six ran over to a lone pine marten in a privateÕs uniform. ÒAre you okay, mister?Ó SlippyÕs mouth hung open. ÒDoes he look okay, Slippy??Ó Falco yelled incredulously. ÒDonÕt worry....Õbout me....Õm not important,Ó the furry creature raised a paw weakly, which immediately fell limply back into the snow. ÒItÕs the....the....bio...Ó his speech slurred as he tried to communicate successfully. ÒBio-weapon?Ó coached Fox. The soldier managed a nod. ÒItÕll....kill....us all....you have to....stop it.Ó ÒHow?Ó Fox urged. ÒFox, please,Ó Peppy said distastefully. ÒThe manÕs in pain. We have to do something for him.Ó ÒYouÕre right, of course,Ó Fox sighed. ÒDo any of you know anything about medicine?Ó Slowly, they all shook their heads. Bill meekly raised a paw. ÒI have a first-aid kit and a booklet I got in the mail.Ó ÒItÕll have to do,Ó Peppy frowned. They set up one of their tents and fixed a cot for the pine marten. Falco and Fox carefully lifted him onto it while Bill searched frantically through the pamphlet. ÒDudes, maybe we should just take him to a hospital,Ó he said hopelessly, tossing the booklet up in the air. ÒYouÕre....probably right. Well, who wants to take him?Ó Fox made an unhappy face. ÒMy shipÕs too small,Ó Katt dismissed the possibility that she could possibly be helpful in this situation with a wave of her hand. ÒMine too,Ó seconded Bill. Falco gave Katt a curious look. ÒYour ship is not too small. What are you trying to pull?Ó Katt ignored him, as did everyone else. ÒI canÕt go! You need me here!Ó Slippy commented self-righteously. ÒI donÕt want to leave you guys here by yourselves,Ó Peppy chewed his lower lip. ÒI do,Ó Falco grinned. ÒNah, just kidding. But as usual, it looks like itÕs up to me to save the day. You can thank me later...Ó ÒWell, okay,Ó conceded Fox. ÒI guess youÕd better hurry.Ó KattÕs expression was somewhat reminiscent of a little girl whoÕs dropped her ice cream in the dirt. A few short moments later, Falco waved a goodbye as his Arwing, loaded down with an extra passenger, soared off the ground and off Fortuna. This seemed like a good idea a few minutes ago, Fox thought. Why does it feel so....I donÕt know, final? Peppy nudged him. ÒItÕs gonna be okay, Fox.Ó ÒWhat is?Ó ÒThis. Everything. WeÕll pull through.Ó ÒIt sounds nice, IÕll give you that. But how can you be so sure?Ó ÒI canÕt.Ó ÒGee, thatÕs encouraging.Ó Fox sighed. As FalcoÕs ship exited the atmosphere and disappeared from view, Bill turned around and folded his hands behind his back. ÒSo what happens now?Ó Nobody really knew, so they just sort of stood around staring at each other for a few minutes. After a few suggestions including ÒHow about we go looking for the bio-weapon?Ó, ÒHow about we forget the bio-weapon and go out for ice cream?Ó, and ÒHow about if we find the bio-weapon and offer him ice cream to see if heÕll be nice to us?Ó, they were jolted out of their strange conversation by an odd sound coming from the innards of the wrecked Ice Eye base. ÒWhatÕs that?Ó Katt cocked her head. ÒIt sure sounds...erm...interesting,Ó Slippy made a thoughtful face. ÒSort of a weird humming. And whatÕs that?Ó BillÕs mouth hung open. ÒIt couldnÕt be...splashing?Ó Fox inquired, surprised. ÒUhmm...guys?Ó Katt spoke up. ÒWhat?Ó Peppy was trying to listen to the noises from inside the base. ÒDo you have any evidence that the bio-weapon has left this area?Ó ÒOh, SHOOT...Ó Fox muttered under his breath. And with that, the top of the base just popped off, filling the air with the smell of smoke and fire. ÒAAAHHH!!!Ó Katt shrieked as they all dove out of the way of the large chunk of building, which crashed into the ground right where they had been standing. Smoke billowed from the cavity that had formerly been covered by the pointed top, and the few windows that were still intact on the lower part of the base began spontaneously shattering and popping out. Flying glass flew in all directions like poison darts. The shaken five managed to avoid most of them, but Bill cried out in pain as a shard of glass made a large gash in the edge of his finger. He popped the bleeding appendage into his mouth and cursed loudly but unintelligibly. Then there was an extremely loud explosion that shook the ground as Ice Eye ceased to exist altogether. Katt, Bill, Fox, Slippy and Peppy were all thrown clear by the blast and landed none too pleasantly in snowbanks sixty feet away. The momentum of the blast carried all of them deep into the side, and the snow quickly filled the holes back in. Trapped in the snowbank with a sparse amount of air, Fox kicked wildy and tried to dig out. Feeling something odd on his back foot, he lashed out with a strong kick. Slippy gasped and stuck his head out of the top of the snowbank, rubbing his nose. ÒOUCH! ItÕs only me! WhatÕd you go and do that for??!Ó ÒOoops....IÕm sorry. WhereÕs everyone else?Ó ÒMMBTLTHptooey!Ó BillÕs snout appeared, but the rest of him was still firmly planted in the snow. Soon they were all reasonably safe, from the snow at least. Fox and Slippy freed themselves and pulled Bill out by his nose. He didnÕt enjoy that too much, but it was necessary. Next they had to yank Katt out by her tail, which also wasnÕt very enjoyable. Peppy brought up the rear with the lovely experience of being tugged out by one of his long ears. Sitting on the hill rubbing any sore body parts, they looked at the blackened crater in the spot where Ice Eye had formerly been. The scorched earth surrounding the ghost of the base smoked and gave off a distinct odour of sulphur. Fox plugged his nose. ÒHey, how did that boulder get there? I didnÕt see that before,Ó Katt massaged her tail with one hand and shaded her eyes with the other. She peered at a large rock lying near the smoldering hole. ÒMe either,Ó Bill concurred. ÒMaybe it was thrown there by the explosion.Ó ÒWait a minute....the rock is rolling,Ó Fox looked hard at it. ÒWind, maybe?Ó ÒIÕve got a bad feeling about this, Fox.Ó ÒYou and me both, Peppy.Ó The rock came to a stop a few meters in front of the snowbank. Worried, they began climbing to their feet and making their way down the other side of the large hill. The boulder made a strange sound and started shifting and flattening. ÒLetÕs...uhmm...get out of here a little faster...Ó Slippy suggested. ÒYEEEAAGH!!!!Ó Chapter 3 Can You Dig It? ÒI sing the praise of never-change with every single breath...Ó ÒLombardi? What are you doing back here already? I heard your team was on Fortuna,Ó a surprised nurse at the Corneria City hospital checked in the wounded pine marten. It wasnÕt just any old nurse; she was Gloria Stevens, the same nurse who had cared for the Star Fox team on their last visit to the hospital. Oddly enough, those visits seemed to occur rather regularly. ÒMy team is on Fortuna,Ó Falco sighed. ÒI just came back to get this guy into a little better medical care than what it outlines in BillÕs pamphlet.Ó ÒWhoÕs Bill? Nevermind, it doesnÕt matter. There have been rumours going around,Ó the French poodle chatted. ÒHave you seen the papers?Ó ÒWell, letÕs think about this logically,Ó Falco said sardonically. ÒIÕve been on Fortuna for the past day or so, and I rushed back to Corneria as fast as my little airplane would go to get a soldier to the hospital. On top of that, IÕve been on Great Fox for the past two weeks. I guess the answer is no, I havenÕt seen the papers.Ó ÒYou donÕt have to get angry,Ó replied the nurse, miffed. ÒIÕm not angry, just a little tired,Ó Falco said, with subtle overtones of apology. ÒWhatÕs in the papers?Ó ÒJust things. WeÕve heard lots of things. About what youÕre fighting.Ó ÒThat itÕs a bio-weapon? We know.Ó ÒA bio-weapon?Ó Gloria looked confused. ÒWe heard it was a squadron of Invader class ships, lying in wait to ambush you.Ó ÒIÕm sure thatÕs what they want you to think. But itÕs not. ItÕs worse than that.Ó ÒAre you sure?Ó the nurse folded her arms critically. Falco sighed. ÒNo, IÕm not sure. Thanks for helping this guy here. IÕll be on my way now.Ó He turned and tottered off down the corridor to the parking lot, hoping nobody had vandalised his Arwing yet. ÒCanÕt....canÕt breathe....Ó Katt choked out. Gritty ectoplasm closed around her outstretched fingers as she sank into the mire. ÒHAAAAAAAALP!!!Ó Slippy was screaming over and over, trying desperately to keep a piece of the liquid stone at bay by blasting it relentlessly with a phaser. It was to no avail, and a bit of stone curled around his ankle and yanked him down. The gooey rock was spreading out now, covering a lot of distance. A bulge formed in the center and it reared up. Katt had disappeared from view entirely. Bill stood a few feet away from the mass of liquid, paralysed with fright. Fox clung wildly to a scrubby, dead tree while the bio-weapon pulled on his feet with all its strength. Peppy ran around the edge of the mess of stone and grabbed SlippyÕs hand. With phaser set to level 9, he blasted the tendril that was trying to drag the toad down. The force shattered the stone and threw Peppy and Slippy back 90 feet into a forest. Small pieces of wet rock thrown by the blast quickly reformed and began searching for a new target. Bill finally overcame his fright and ran maniacally around, trying to draw the stone juggernaut away from Fox. It worked, but a little too well. A wave of stone splashed at him and nearly enveloped him; he dove out of the way just in time. Fox and Bill ran wildly for the forest, turning around every once in a while to fire a shot at their strange pursuer. Fox halted. ÒWhereÕs Katt?!Ó The answer came in the form of a writhing bulge on the outskirts of the mass. A furry pink head popped up from the stone and took a big breath, then screamed for all it was worth. Fox and Bill ran back to her as fast as they could and tried to pull her out. ÒOUCH!! OUCH!! Please, STOP THAT!Ó she remarked, a comment pertaining to their yanking on her ears. ÒItÕs no use! We canÕt get her out!Ó Bill wailed. ÒDONÕT SAY THAT!Ó Katt moaned. Fox pulled his phaser and set it as high as it would go. Bill did the same. They couldnÕt really see where to fire, so they just shot anywhere. FoxÕs extremely fast retreat into the forest was stopped abruptly by a tree. Groaning, he slid to the ground. Katt was free, but recoil from one of the shots had struck her in the leg. Practically immobilised, she tried to crawl for the woods. She cried in odd, choking gasps, both from sheer terror and from the pain. ÒH-h-eellp meee!Ó she sobbed. But it was no use; Peppy, Slippy, and Bill were too far back to hear, and Fox was in no shape to do much of anything. The frothing lake of rock had reformed and was grouping into a tall pillar, ready to crush her. She tried to scream, but nothing came out. ÒHIIIIIIII-YEEEEEEHAAA!!!!Ó an exuberantly loud shriek rang out through the chilled air. Puffy-eyed, Katt lifted her head and looked around for the sound that seemed to come from everywhere. And with that, a cracking shot split through what seemed to be the planetÕs very existence. Katt winced from the volume and almost immediately after passed out. It was impossible to tell what happened next; it seemed at first like the rocky bio-weapon had split into two halves and shattered upon the hard-packed stone, then it was as if a great wind had broken it up and scattered it to the four winds for fate to deal with; it could have been a thousand or more things, but there were only two witnesses, one of whom had initiated ÒitÓ, whatever ÒitÓ was. And he never seemed to tell the truth anyway. As it happened, it seemed that they heard a scream that was almost like KattÕs voice. Falco stopped in a greasy spoon diner for a quick bite to eat, then left Corneria. The flight from Corneria to Fortuna was a long and lonely one, and after a few hours he got bored, input the coordinates for the former baseÕs location, set the Arwing to autopilot and went to sleep. He came to more than seven hours later, still in space. ÒThatÕs funny,Ó he mumbled to himself. ÒI should have gotten there by now....Ó He looked out the open window and almost choked on his next breath. There were no stars. He checked his radar; it was extremely long-ranged and he had often used it to locate Great Fox, his teammates, subspace anomalies--that kind of thing. Now it registered nothing: No planets, no people, no meteors. Falco stared at it for more than two minutes in disbelief. Finally it started to pick something up; but within a few rushed moments whatever it was had disappeared, and the instruments used to read the device began mindlessly twirling and registering impossible numbers. He swore quietly. ÒI used this danged thing to locate people more than halfway across Lylat! What the heck is wrong with it?!Ó He stared out the window, hoping the radar was just malfunctioning. Searching through the freakish realm of blackness, he saw nothing. What he saw next was a sight that was imprinted on his mind for the rest of his life. Most of the things he saw were things that had already been imprinted on his mind. FalcoÕs mind seemed to almost shut down as he watched the horrible scenes flash over and over again; then he panicked and did something that, in hindsight, was really rather rash. Peppy put cold washcloths on Katt and FoxÕs foreheads and raised an eyebrow. ÒYa havenÕt said a single understandable thing since you came in here, mister,Ó he proclaimed skeptically. ÒWould you mind explaininÕ just who you are and what happened?Ó ÒNameÕs McCoy. Radley McCoy. The real McCoy. YouÕre lucky IÕm an amiable old sot, or your friends here would be in some trouble. You kids these days, young rips with their long hair and their loud music; theyÕre lucky I didnÕt help out that guy against Ôem. As for you, Mr. Hare, you seem extremely well along in years...Ó ÒWhat!Ó Ò...Frankly, IÕd think that someone as seasoned as you would have calmed down these whippersnappers afore they got themselves into this much trouble. Call yourself a chaperone? Why, for all I know you put them up to this! And you being so old, you oughta know better. You should be ashamed of yourself.Ó ÒWell, thanks. Now that youÕve lectured me, ya mind telling me who you are and what happened?Ó ÒI told you. IÕm Radley McCoy. As for what happened, the kids were causing trouble for the entire neighbourhood and I put a stop to it.Ó ÒNeighbourhood??Ó PeppyÕs mouth dropped open. ÒNeighbourhood?! Are you some kind of loon? Nobody lives on Fortuna!Ó ÒI do, donÕt I?Ó Radley drew himself up. He was a stocky badger with an odd, rasping voice and a strange outfit; he acted insane, but something about him made it seem that he couldnÕt really be skipping without a rope. It was hard to explain, but it was impossible to write him off as crazy. Peppy sighed and sat down heavily on the canvas floor. The tent wasnÕt completely watertight, and snow was beginning to melt through. There were already a few small puddles of water lying around. He was trying to decide what he should say to Radley McCoy when Slippy galloped merrily through the tent flap and jumped to a stop in the middle of the room, Bill in towe. ÒWe found some wood we can use for a fire,Ó Slippy announced cheerfully. ÒWeÕll have a roaring inferno in no time! WonÕt that be fun?Ó Bill concurred. ÒWeÕve got a stack at least as high as the tent, and we can get more.Ó Peppy nodded his approval. ÒSounds good. Why donÕt ya start building one? I think there were some matches in that first-aid kit.Ó Bill went to work, and soon they had a fire going just outside the tent entrance. Katt shifted a little and woke up. Immediately she wished she hadnÕt. ÒOoohhhwwww!!!!Ó she wailed. ÒIt hurts!Ó Peppy pulled a strong painkiller out of their first-aid kit; that kit was the only provision they had, and he intended to make use of it. He forced a couple down her throat and then administered a sedative. Now, feeling good from the painkiller and almost drunk from the sedative, Katt was just lying there, a grin plastered on her face. She wasnÕt asleep yet, but would be that way very soon. Slippy skipped in with some leaves. ÒHere, chew on these.Ó She took a couple of pulls at them and then spat them out, gagging. ÒEeewww! What are those supposed to do?!Ó ÒThey taste bad,Ó Slippy grinned. Katt attempted to slug him. Still laughing, he ran off out into the frozen woods. Falco fired a nova bomb. It was a stupid thing to do; there wasnÕt really any logical evidence that would allow one to assume that it would help at all, but at the time Falco was so fervent in his wish to make the terrible visions stop that he didnÕt care. Just shoot it and maybe itÕll go away, he thought feverishly. Of course it didnÕt. And as soon as the bay doors on his Arwing that allowed a bomb to discharge opened, he felt a horrible sucking pull and a strange clammy darkness flow into the plane. The cold dark fingers of a black hole crept over him as all the breath whooshed out of his body in one long gasp, and a furtive thought that he wasnÕt going to make it out alive this time was the last thing he knew before the blackness that dominated the world outside the Arwing enveloped him, too. Chapter 4 Tapioca Tundra ÒAnd one more time, the faded dream is saddened by the news.Ó Slippy and Bill prowled around the forest looking for the Bio-weapon. A new dose of courage in the form of Radley McCoyÕs vintage Ô66 had made them idiotically brave. ÒOh BIOWEAPONEAPONEAPONEAPON!!!!!Ó Bill screeched, and giggled. ÒHeh heh, that was funny. See, I didnÕt say the biow part. IsnÕt that...funny....Uh, Slippy? Nevermind....itÕs not very funny....who am I kidding! Of course it is! HAHAHAHAHA!Ó Slippy had somehow gotten separated from Bill and found himself back at the tent. He cavorted drunkenly inside and stuck his index finger in the air. ÒI love you!!!Ó he announced. Peppy looked up blankly. ÒWho?Ó Slippy pointed at the the tent pole purposefully. ÒLaura!Ó Peppy blinked. ÒOkay.Ó Fox, sitting in a heap on the floor, an undistinguishable figure swathed in multitudes of blankets, swami-style, swayed drunkenly on the floor. It wasnÕt RadleyÕs cup of cheer that was getting to him; it was the heavy sedatives Peppy kept making him and Katt swallow. Peppy wasnÕt a guy with a surplus of medical knowledge; he figured that as long as they were off somewhere in Happy-Land he wouldnÕt have to deal with the wounds. But it wouldnÕt keep; the bottle was already a quarter shy of being full, theyÕd barely made it through the last night with the help of Bill and SlippyÕs weak fire, and there was still no word from Falco. It had been two days since theyÕd all arrived on Fortuna and the fuel in their Arwings was frozen solid. Bill said KattÕs ship had a heater and the fuel was all right, but she was, in all logical terms of speech, tripping, and nobody else wanted to fly around for no reason. She didnÕt have enough fuel to get anywhere, really, anyway. Radley McCoy haunted their camp from time to time with outrageous tales of yore and plenty to drink. Bill and Slippy didnÕt mind. Katt and Fox thought everything was psychedelic and when they were semi-conscious all they could do was be amazed by the pretty colours. Peppy secretly wished McCoy would go away; the wine wasnÕt doing Slippy and Bill any real good, and in his opinion they would function much better without the hangovers they had woken up with that morning. Anyway, Slippy collapsed on the floor seconds after his declaration of love and Peppy shoved him into a cot and gave him a couple of sedatives. Bill wandered around for a few more hours and once he thought he heard the Bio-Weapon behind him, so he got spooked and came back to the tent. Things went this way for almost two weeks. It was a life, but not much of one; the bottle of sedatives had only a few pills left in it, and Peppy fretted constantly. Slippy had caught a cold almost immediately, and Bill was always out in the woods wasting time. The only person who was always there was Radley McCoy, who spouted off old medical cures he used to know that had to do with herbs and all that rot, but every time Peppy asked him if he could make one of them, Radley would turn his head and say something to the effect of ÒEh, whatÕs this you say? Herbs? Herbs donÕt grow on Fortuna, you twit! ItÕs an ice chunk! All these years IÕve been here looking for herbs, and do you think IÕve found any? LOOK AROUND YOU! What I wouldnÕt give for a hot bath and some chocolate cake,Ó and then heÕd be off talking about all the things he missed from his old home, which seemed like it was on Corneria, or Katina, or somewhere nice, but he never really said exactly where. Falco was lost in a world of indescribable terror and stifling beauty. He could not think of any experience he had ever undergone that had been more enjoyable or more agonizing; but he couldnÕt really think then, at least not in the sense of the word we usually attribute it to. Indeed, there were many things he couldnÕt do when the original meanings of the words were held; see, for example, or move, or hear, or feel. But there was a higher sense that took control of him now, and it was one that he could never after describe. Once Fox had made the mistake of saying Òof course the experience was much too vague to describe it in words,Ó when Falco had once tried and failed to do so. Falco had turned on him almost immediately, not in anger, but almost in despair. ÒNo, it is words that are too vague--this experience is much too definite for language to ever be able to give even a distorted picture of it.Ó Fox had kept his mouth shut after that. The terrible scenes from his past, his present and eons into his future that had been so unignorable and horrifying before had ended, and a different kind of horror had taken its place. But along with the horror had come such a remarkable peace, a joy of equal magnitute and yet at the same time almost synonymous with the terror he felt. Wherever he was, he felt an uncontrollable desire to get away from it, but something inside him wanted to stay, to stay forever, to--to do what? He had almost thought Òto see this,Ó before he remembered he wasnÕt seeing anything--was he? No, he was sure he wasnÕt. What he was doing instead of seeing was far better and far worse. And it was still something he knew he would never be able to express in our meager, ugly language. And still it continued. Time had no meaning, but it dragged on meaninglessly nonetheless. It was not over yet. It would not ever be over. to be continued